There’s a current dilemma that is going around in the world of baseball that seems to be bewildering MLB officials and fans alike.  Players and fans just can’t understand why the game is declining in popularity and participation or why people think the game is so slow.  Maybe it’s because your players take 3 time outs per at bat to spit their dip, you’ve introduced a new replay system that slows the game down even more, and, oh yeah, I almost forgot your game is BORING and people want to see barbarians knocking each other out, not hitting a small ball the same way it’s been done for the last 150 years, except now, they all juice.

Rant complete.  Anyway, I present to you, the most exciting man in baseball.  Kyle.